Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
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do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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