yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
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He felt like a one man threesome
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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