he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
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just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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