It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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