is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
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i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
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The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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