the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
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I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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