If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
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You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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