my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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