In the future we'll all be gay
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
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I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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