Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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