Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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