I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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