we have officially lost it.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
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Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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