I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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