Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
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