I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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