Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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