I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
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what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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