honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
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you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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