hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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