So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
i wish my penis had a tongue
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
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you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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