...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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