My room smells like vodka and shame
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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