Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
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My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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