idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
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I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
You've changed since you got that strap on
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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