Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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