last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
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In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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