Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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