Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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