i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
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Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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