evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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