You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
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you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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