i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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