She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
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Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
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