Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
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we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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