"it" just moved
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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