Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
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His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
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He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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