So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
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I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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