Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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