States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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