god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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