I wish I could teleport
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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