just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
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Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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