just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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