there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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