I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
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I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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