i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
is wine microwaveable?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
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I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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