I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
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I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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