Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
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Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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