If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
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She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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