I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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