Nicole vs. Life
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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